Inverness 10k

The mountain that is Ewan Ogilvie did the Inverness 10k run in record time: we are in awe of the bulk that is EO moving at that pace.

Rumours of a serious curry and gallons of beer are again unfounded as the EO is tee-total, except for a small sherry at Hogmanay.

Or if Bob winds him up incessantly: a gallon of Mateus Rose' on the roof terrace.