Billy The Bus Bounces Off the Door

Bill Gordon made a fatal mistake - not by failing to unlock the door before trying to open it at speed : but he did it within range of the security camera. Ruined his cool for a week.

Office Roasted CC

roots need done again then?

Driller ANT Go Kart Raceday

CVD, Corecut and Holemasters went go kart racing in aid of the Anthony Nolan Trust and to see who could go faster and raised over £3500 in the process.

CVD's highly tuned athletes.

Wee Kev with the race tuned twin turbo supercharged belly

He's skinny and he's shifting

Ross in an attractive blue prophylactic looking for Lisa

Faster than a speeding nuggetColder than a morning in Carstairs

The trophy cabinetWe Won! Kev Saunders, Wee Kev and Pink Ross

And it was an emotional re-union for Stuart and his Grandad Stan

Quarterback Fish & Chips V3 & CVD Contract Managers Night Out

Or should it have been Antelope & Chips? We went to Kublai Khans in Glasgow but unfortunately Craig got so smashed he forgot to take pictures. Fiona the Graduate got her eyes opened and Ali B & Jacky the intellectual solicitors had such a good time they want to go to the next one. They really should get out more, if that was possible.

There was some crocodile, an antelope of dubious origin and an awful lot of chilli sauce & some wine of much cheapness. Last thing I really remember is Gary landing an ice cube down Tracy's cleavage, & after the clatter he got is almost the last thing Gary remembers as well.

Mental note: don't feel you have to finish the second bottle.....

Mrs Carroll Goes Blond(er)

Caroline denies that she hit the bottle at the weekend and insists its nothing to do with finding a gray one...?

Beavis Gets The Snip

Tracy Lott the Marketing lady (formerly Miss Travel Agent 2002) has a cute Bichon Frise by the name of Beavis. There is a story butt it might be innapropriate to repeat it head on.

Beavis the cute one comes to work every day and happily sits under Tracy's desk, licking away at various parts of his anatomy, except when Roy the Accountant comes in - then he barks uncontrollably, must be the tie Roy?

Then one day Beavis went away happy, showing off his bits as normal:


And came back the next with less bits and a very sad expression:

Awww.....

The DrillerANT Whacky Races

Scottish Diamond Drilling Companies are going head to head in a good natured Go Karting tournament to raise cash for the Anthony Nolan Trust.

On Saturday 6th September at Raceland in East Lothian teams from Clyde Valley Drilling, Corecut and Holemasters will compete in a friendly fun competitive day.

Speculation about Ben Hur V2 is entirely down to Owens' chin(s), Finlay's toga propensity and Stan's equine affinity.

The question is: who will field Penelope Pitstop, will she show her Compact Pussycat and will Dick Dastardly get cored by Rufus and Sawtooth in the Buckywagon, while Muttley gets an expansion joint from the Bear in the Whitburn Chugabug.

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